Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I DOUBLE-DOG-DARE YOU TO TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH THIS



DID'JA LEARN ANYTHING?
Posted by Joe at 10:54 AM

31 comments:

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I am on Dial-Up, as you know.
I do not have an Audio Driver, as you also well know.
I do have plenty of time though.
Although I can resist anything, I cannot resist temptation or double-dog-dares.

You are indeed a hateful and devious man aren't you?

January 18, 2012 at 11:15 AM
sue hanes said...

Joe - I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

Now I'm expecting a very important call from my *-*-*-*-*-*-* l*w**r
in about 30 minutes so I'll have to make this short.

~MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT

~steve martin

~MITT ROMNEY

~the sloth

~He really wants to be President folks

~the duke

~MITT - WHAT A HUNKK

~el pigo

~MITT - SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

~regis

~MITT WEARS COOL THICK TIES

~the really mean strothers martin

~DOES IT GET ANY BETTER THAN MITT

~leslie neilson heh heh

~MITT IN 2012

~i simply adore jamie lee curtis

~MITT MITT YOU'RE THE MAN
IF YOU CAN'T DO IT NO ONE CAN

~i don't trust small animals that aren't ticklish

~MITT EVEN WITH THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR

~bogie

~SHOULD MORMANS BE ALLOWED TO PUT UP A CHRISTMAS TREE?

~bill murray sigh

~MITT AND HOW INTENSE HE GOT ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING

~the jerkoff sheriff guy

~FOR THOSE FIFTY-TWO MINUTES MITT WAS THERE FOR ME

~jon malkovich does it really get any better than that

~WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS

~chevy chase

~AND THAT'S REALLY WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT FOLKS

~one instant of Beethoven's ninth

~YOU SEE IT'S ALL ABOUT WHO'S THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED IT

~the three little colored tubby people the one with a purse

~BUT MORE THAN THAT IT'S ABOUT LOVE

~it's about the dogs

~AND HOW THEY NEVER LET YOU DOWN

~bevis and butthead not a fan

~BUT DOGS ARE ANIMALS

~capt. kangaroo so old

~I'M A PERSON

~mister rogers

~WITH SO MUCH TO GIVE

~tom hanks just a gift from God

~DOES IT GET ANY BETTER THAN MITT IN HIS BLUE CHECKED SHIRT?

~the hissing cat

~AND NO ONE TO GIVE IT TO

~liked pres. obama's nice wide red tie

~FOR I MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT MITT WAS GOING TO TAKE A STAND

~ted

~MITT'S STARTING TO LOOK GOOD TO ME
: [

~broadcast news he died


Folks - let's let him have a crack at it - I mean what can it hurt.

I think he could do the job.

Somebody's gotta go to the Big White Jail.







i'll do it

January 18, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Ms. Hanes,

I googled:

*-*-*-*-*-*-* l*w**r

It took me to a science web site listing the following paper,

"Level shifts, unit roots and misspecification of the breaking date"

I guess the clue is in the 'Breaking Date' part,
Yes?
Make sure you get the house!

January 18, 2012 at 1:22 PM
sue hanes said...

SR - The House - you might say - is

really inherently mine.



And thanks - SR.



I always knew you would be there for me.

January 18, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Ducky's here said...

Sue, where you high when you spent all that time watching that?

January 18, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Ducky's here said...

For those who didn't guess, Joe got this from the site of his favorite Internet bimbo, Ann Barnhardt.

She kicks off her introduction to the clip by calling Romney a Marxist.

Mind boggling.

January 18, 2012 at 1:39 PM
sue hanes said...

Oh no ducky.



But I can assure that I was listening to Beethoven's Fifth at the same time - the andante con
moto in particular.




and the andante con moto has never let me down.

January 18, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I had 'andante con moto' once, but I went to the Doctor and she fixed me up with some antibiotics.
I got better.

Romney is a Marxist - compared to me at least.

"From each according to their ability. To each according to their need."

Is that not the Christian/American credo?

January 18, 2012 at 2:56 PM
sue hanes said...

SR - See here.

Are you taking a shot at Beethoven's andante con moto - the wonderful, beautiful, graceful second movement of His Fifth
Symphony?

Cause if you are - SR - well
I'm not gonna do anything about it.








cause I have a feeling that you could destroy me in a fist fight





sr

January 18, 2012 at 3:57 PM
sue hanes said...

Why - SR - I'm bettin' that you know a lot of karate and sh*t
like that.

January 18, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Well, I'll give you that - it's a movement all right. But I reckon we're talkin' bowel here right?

I'm a petite Asian - five foot two and 100 lbs - the wind blows me over!
Like Prissy, from "Gone With The Wind" - I don't know nothin' 'bout martial arts.

January 18, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Some Gay Guy said...

sue hanes did you really need to take up so much space with that meaningless comment?

January 18, 2012 at 4:45 PM
sue hanes said...

Hey Some Gay Guy - I'm all for gay people.

You are holding the wrong man.

See - and I'm for Blacks too.

And I'm friends with SR.

She's really Smart.



So - Some Gay Guy - why are ya pickin' on me?



Come on over to my blog and commemt. Nobody ever comments on my blog. I wonder why?


And further more gay guy - there's all the room in the World in the Blogosphere.

January 18, 2012 at 5:18 PM
sue hanes said...

Gay Guy - Ya interested in buying a painting for $1500?

I really need the money to get a Divorce.

I just dumped my Lawyer - but I'm gonna get a new one - Real soon.




ya see with the other one it was just all about the money - he didn't really want to help me



he was just f*ing with me

January 18, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Xavier Onassis said...

I could only slog through about 10 minutes of this tedious crap but it was enough to make me a HUGE FAN!

Every Conservative should watch the entire clip! DON'T VOTE FOR ROMNEY! RUN TO THE RIGHT AS FAR AND AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Santorum! Paul! Gingrich! Perry!

Please, pick any one of these INSANE people to go up against Obama. I'm begging you.

Because here's the thing. Primary are dominated by the extreme fringes of both Parties.

But General elections are decided by the HUGE majority of unaffiliated, non-partisan, independent, swing voters smack dab in the center.

The same voters who elected Barack Obama in 2008.

In the 3 years that he has been in office, President Obama has:

o Steadily created jobs

o Steadily reduced unemployment

o Pulled us out of a steep nose dive into a new Great Depression

o Lead us on a steady upward recovery from an inherited recession

o Killed Osama bin Laden

o Deposed Hosni Mubarak

o Deposed AND killed Muammar Gaddafi

o Oversaw and facilitated the Arab Spring that did more to bring democracy to the Middle East than all of the bombs and bullets that Bush exploded in the region.

I could go on and on.

The bottom line is that Obama is UNBEATABLE by anyone except a Republican candidate who is moderate enough to win over the independent center. That's Romney.

So, by all means, DESTROY ROMNEY!

My suggestion? Rick Santorum for President and Ron Paul as VP. They should promise that if elected, they will make Sarah Palin Secretary of State, Rick Perry Secretary of Defense, Newt Gingich ... yeah, I got nuthin. Secretary of Millionaire Historian Lobbyists? Secretary of Fidelity? Official Jabba the Hutt Laureate?

Please, please, please make this happen.

This is so hilarious! There is absolutely nothing that any of this clown car of Republican candidates have to offer that is going to come even close to defeating President Obama.

Nothing.

January 18, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Xavier Onassis said...

Republicans could learn a lot from these two quotes:

"We don’t function as individuals, but as a body. When one part hurts, the whole body hurts."

"We must be a forgiving people. We all have our peculiarities and short comings. In our dealings with our brothers and sisters...we need to keep that in mind.

If we don’t, we...cause dissension among us. Reconciliation begins with forgiveness. ... That is the way we must reconcile and be reconciled with others."

You can find the source of both of these quotes here:

http://scogginsnoggin.blogspot.com/2010/09/study-in-ii-corinthians-week-2.html

January 18, 2012 at 9:51 PM
sue hanes said...

XO - you go girl

: ]

January 18, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Ducky's here said...

In the interview with Wolf Blitzer, Gingrich labeled Palin as a person he'd call on for advice, but added that no official step has been taken regarding an administration position.

"I would ask her to consider taking a major role in the next administration if I'm president, but nothing has been discussed of any kind," he said. "And it wouldn’t be appropriate to discuss it at this time."

-------------------

Newt's going to make The Pole Dancer ect. of State.

You called it XO.

What's next, Herman Cain as Sect. of Education?

January 19, 2012 at 12:54 AM
tha malcontent said...

Xavier Onassis. Said that he could
" could go on and on"

Your advise gave us Barack Hussein Obama in the first place, why in the world would any Right Winger in their right mind want to take ANY advice from you?
And by the way, your list of Obama's accomplishments is VERY debatable.
But if we believe what you said, I guess that Our Dear Leader really does walk on water. And maybe he should be put onto Mt Rushmore, and maybe he is one of the best presidents this country has ever had.
But if he's so damn great, I just can't understand why this country is in the mess that it's in. Other than it must STILL be Bush's fault!

January 19, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Xavier Onassis said...

Malcontent - I've made this analogy before, but I guess it didn't take the first time.

Let's say you and me take a road trip together. You do the driving on the outbound trip. You drive south for 8 hours at approximately 60 miles per hour.

Then I take over and I drive back north for 3 hours at approximately 60 miles per hour.

QUESTION: How much longer would I need to continue driving north at 60 miles per hour to return to our point of departure?

You can go ahead and use a calculator if you need to.

January 19, 2012 at 11:11 AM
tha malcontent said...

Here we go again, more game playing. Look, XO, you can play your games, make any analogies, drive south, north, east or west, for 8 or 6, ot 24 hours, minimize it or even ignore the problem, spin it anyway you choose to, the bottom line is that Obama has been disastrous to America. I have hear all the attempted excuses that the left has. If Obama isn’t defeated, then the America we all know and love, will be gone. And our children, mine and yours will never enjoy the freedom and the way of life that we all had. I’m sorry to say it but that’s exactly how I feel, and what I truly believe.
We can ALL ( Republican’s and Democrats’s alike) thank the loss of our freedom to both the communist and the PC crowd. .
It’s not Bush’s fault or Rush Limbaugh’s, or Sarah Palin’s or even Glenn Beck’s so stop passing the blame. The problem is that American made a very bad mistake when they elected a man with a mysterious background, and the result is right there on the table before us. We are ALL suffering from it. The big question is what are we going to do about it.

January 19, 2012 at 11:35 AM
sue hanes said...

hey mal

January 19, 2012 at 12:09 PM
sue hanes said...

XO - I would never put Rick Santorum on any ticket - even an imaginary one.

And I would NEVER put Ron Paul second on any ticket.

Ever.

January 19, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Ducky's here said...

We can ALL ( Republican’s and Democrats’s alike) thank the loss of our freedom to both the communist and the PC crowd.

-----
The Communist? Are you delirious? Check your dosage.

Typical fringe right winger. As long as you feel comfortable you think you're free. Stunningly shallow.

January 19, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Douchebag said...

Things that Xavier Onassis had omitted in Obama's accomplishments.
Obama bowed down to dictators,
He has hired tax cheats, commies, and crooks into his cabinet and campaign.
He has all be destroyed the military and the moral of those left.
Lost more jobs than any other president in our history.
Removed terms such as “Islamic radicalism” from our everyday use.
When Obama put his hand on that Bible last January he swore to uphold the Constitution and fulfill his duties as president to the best of his ability. Yet, he has repeatedly violated the Constitution in just about every way possible.
America's in a recession. And he's spending more, and his wife spends like a drunken Sailor.
Stood with the Palestinians and thrown Israel under the bus.
Obama is quite possibly the worst president ever.
And lets not forget the Pipeline, and hos Bans on oil drilling
Bans on coal mining
Bans on building new oil refineries
Bans on the use of nuclear energy
Welfare spending
And how about Obamacare?
Entitlement overspending?
Bottom line, Our country is in very serious trouble and we do not want a socialist country!

January 19, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Xavier Onassis said...

Ron Russell - You are so ridiculously uninformed it's pathetic.

"Obama bowed down to dictators"
Diplomatic protocol is to greet the leader of a country as they are customarily greeted. That's why everyone kisses the Pope's ring and will sometimes make a shallow bow from the hip to a Royal Sovereign. It doesn't signify subservience. He didn't protate himself at his feet. It's called being polite. Something you apparently know nothing about.

"He has hired tax cheats, commies, and crooks into his cabinet and campaign."
Name them please. Who was a tax cheat? Who was a Communist? Who was a crook and what was their crime?

"He has all be destroyed the military and the moral of those left."
That's complete and total BS. The military is still very much in place all across the world. And their "morale" (I assume you meant "morale". Which is completely different from "moral") is better than ever. Know why? BECAUSE THEY ARE COMING HOME AND WON'T BE SENT BACK INTO A FOREIGN MEAT GRINDER TO GET MAIMED WOUNDED AND KILLED IN A WAR THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT STARTED! That's why their "morale" is high. They're coming home.

"Lost more jobs than any other president in our history."
That's a lie. Here's a link to prove it: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2012/jan/16/mitt-romney/mitt-romney-tweets-more-americans-have-lost-their-/
In whick it says "Obama doesn’t have a net loss of jobs at all -- in fact, the only president who does is George W. Bush." with the numbers to prove it.

"Removed terms such as “Islamic radicalism” from our everyday use."
No he didn't. You just used it! You can use it all you want! He's not stopping you. Of course, you'll sound like a mouth-breathing, deep south moron if you do, but knock yourself out. Use it all you want. Nobody's stopping you.

"...he has repeatedly violated the Constitution in just about every way possible."
That's a lie too! Name one way that he has violated the Constitution. Or better yet, name one time that the Supreme Court has overturned anything he has done as being unconstitutional. Because it is the SCOTUS, not you, or Glenn Beck, or Sean Hannity that gets to decide what is or isn't Constitutional. You know how I know? BECAUSE IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION!

January 19, 2012 at 8:21 PM
Xavier Onassis said...

Run Russell (cont) - "America's in a recession."
That's a lie. No it's not. A recession is defined to be a period of two quarters of negative GDP growth. The GDP grew 0.4% in the 2nd Quarter of 2011, 1.3% in the 3rd Quarter of 2011, and 1.8% in the 4th Quarter of 2011. Here's a link to prove it. http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-states/gdp-growth

That means we are in a recovery from a Recession thatnks to the policies that the Obama administration put into place to keep us from crashing into another Great Depression that George W. Bush had us headed for. Do your homework and pay attention.

"Stood with the Palestinians and thrown Israel under the bus."
Also a lie. Admitting that the Palestenians have some legitimate claims and have every bit as much right to a self-governed homeland as the Israelis who swept in and occupied the territory after WWII is nothing more than being "fair and balanced".

"And lets not forget the Pipeline"
No, let's not forget it. Let's let Keystone reapply after they actually have a plan that will reroute the pipeline to avoid the potential contamination of one of the largest fresh water aqyuifers in the United States and lets give the EPA more than 60 freaking days to determine if their plan is sound.

"Bans on coal mining
Bans on building new oil refineries
Bans on the use of nuclear energy."
Lies, lies, lies. We are mining coal and producing nuclear energy this very minute. New oil refineries can be built as long as they meet existing Federal guidelines and specifications. There is no "ban" on any of that.

"Welfare spending"
Yes, we have been spending money on welfare about half a century. What is your point? Did Obama time travel back to the 1960's, disguise himself as LBJ and institute The Great Society?

"And how about Obamacare?"
Obamacare sucks! If Obama had the cajones I wish he had and was as much of a socialist as you think he is we would have a government sponsored Single Payer Health Care System like EVERY OTHER INDUSTRIALIZED NATION ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!.

"Entitlement overspending?"
The lack of it appalls me. We still have people who don't have a roof over their head and who freeze to death on the streets because they don't have the means to make wealthy landlords wealthier.

You people wear me out with this nonsense.

I'm gonna go eat dinner and watch the Republican Debate. That much stupid in one place always makes me laugh.

January 19, 2012 at 8:23 PM
sue hanes said...

SR - re your comment:


'level shifts, unit roots and
misspecification of the
breaking date'



yeah. i get it.




ok.

January 19, 2012 at 11:34 PM
Xavier Onassis said...

Ron Russell - I'm sorry. Did the ACTUAL FACTS scare you away? :-(

January 20, 2012 at 12:49 AM
Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Well, the FACTS did not frighten me, but your use of a punctuation happyface surely did - and continues to do so.

January 21, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Xavier Onassis said...

SR - That wasn't a happyface. It was an "I haz a sad" face. Which is even worse. In my defense, the time stamp says I posted at 12:49am. That means I was drunk.

January 21, 2012 at 8:20 PM

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