Thursday, July 31, 2014

SURGERY THURSDAY-Back as soon as I can

My spinal canal is too small

Roto Rooter is on the way

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Monday, July 28, 2014

And All with A Straight Face

About Fast and Furious: “I heard on the news about this story…Fast and Furious.”

About Air Force One doing an un announced flyover DC: “It was something (Uh) we found out about (Uh) along with all of you…”

About the IRS targeting conservatives: “I first learned about it from the same news reports that I think most people (Uh) learned about this. I-I (Uh) think it was on Friday.”

About the Justice Department confiscating two months of phone records from AP reporters: (Jay Carney) “We don’t have any independent knowledge of that. He found out about the news reports (Uh) yesterday on the road.”

About the VA appointment foul-ups: “…from the news…”

About the State Department manipulating Benghazi talking points: “…from the news.”

At a Democrat fundraiser Mr. Obama told the group that he doesn't watch the news because, “Whatever they’re reporting about, usually I know.” 

Lying amateur.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

A Different Kind of SUNDAY RESPITE-Acclamation of Assurance-Joseph M. Martin

The fellow conducting this conference was my Youth Choir pianist when I was Minister of Music at Plantation Baptist Church in Plantation, Florida. His name is Joe Martin, and he was a teenager when he was my pianist. He was highly skilled and was featured in various orchestras.

Joe is so much fun to watch! I love his enthusiasm and communication skills. He writes floods of music. The ad is for one of his new releases.

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Saturday, July 26, 2014

I Ask Again: How Many Will It Take?

Another Government System
Bites the Dust
The administration of the leader of the free world, the Commander in Chief, the most intelligent person to have ever held that office, the supreme orator just can’t get his act together.

Did you hear about the failure of the rollout of the ObamaCare web site? Did you hear about the loss of Emails by the IRS? Did you hear about government computers being hacked by foreign interests? Did you hear about the government using its computers to spy on Americans?  Did you hear about the VA having hidden tens of thousands of appointments, depriving veterans of their right to adequate healthcare (ironic in the age of ObamaCare, don’t you think?)?

Well, that’s just not enough to declare him incompetent, is it? If there was maybe one more item to add to the list, he might be teetering on the brink of incompetence, right?

Now we learn that after spending $300 million on a brand new computer system to handle Social Security disability claims, they can’t get it to work and have no time line for when it might be workable!

“In the meantime, people filing for disability claims face long delays at nearly every step of the process — delays that were supposed to be reduced by the new processing system.” It turns out that this massive technology had no coordinator in charge, no one responsible for completing the project.

Social Security Acting Commissioner, Carolyn Colvin, facing confirmation by the Senate after being nominated by Obama for a six year term, cannot explain what is happening with the system’s completion. Her appointed assistant, Terrie Gruber, cannot explain what is happening with the system’s completion.

The troubled computer project is known as the Disability Case Processing System, or DCPS. It was supposed to replace 54 separate, antiquated computer systems used by state Social Security offices to process disability claims. As envisioned, workers across the country would be able to use the system to process claims and track them as benefits are awarded or denied and claims are appealed.
But as of April, the system couldn't even process all new claims, let alone accurately track them as they wound their way through the Disability Case Processing System (DCPS) system. Of course, just a few more millions of dollars will help Lockheed Martin, the prime contractor, will enable them to fix the system.
You know what? I don’t think we can wait for more things to go wrong before we proclaim President BO (the amateur president) to be an incompetent Administrator in Chief.
I think he justifies every day my decision to call him an amateur president.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

How Proud We Can All Be

Pro-Russian rebels, probably directly responsible for the shooting down of Malaysian Airlines flight 17, murdering 298 people, have now driven United Nations investigators out of the region shooting at them as they left. Translation: The United Nations is powerless to do anything significant, even such an important task as to investigate the taking down of a civilian airliner.

But have no fear! President BO (the amateur president) is here! Remember, there were Americans in that plane. They might not have been as important as the ambassadors in Benghazi, but they were Americans. So this involves us, the U.S. Therefore, PBO (tap)’s firm response has been issued. He bravely said:

“…as I’ve said throughout this crisis…to President Putin as well as publically (what the heck does that mean: publically?), my preference continues to be finding a diplomatic resolution within Ukraine. (What? A diplomatic solution to the shooting down of a civilian airliner? Hasn’t the deed already been done? What solution? He’s going to bring the dead bodies back to life? Because that’s the only thing that could be considered a solution.) I believe that can still happen. That is my preference today and will continue to be my preference.

“…if Russia continues to violate Ukraine’s sovereignty, and to back these separatists, and these separatists become more and more dangerous (What? More dangerous than shoot down a civilian airliner?) and now are risks, not simply to the people inside of Ukraine, but the broader international community (Is not the shooting down of a civilian airliner ALREADY beyond the “risk”?) then Russia will only further isolate itself from the international community (something that I’m sure makes them tremble in their boots) and the costs for Russia’s behavior will only continue to increase.” (Ooh! I’ll bet that put fear in Putin’s gizzard!)

This pathetic excuse for a man, this cowardly, lily-livered, yellow-bellied, sap sucking amateur Spokesperson in Chief for America will take the same stand in this situation that he took in Libya, in Egypt and in other Islamic nations. Red lines and all, we know how that turned out.

So now he takes a kneel before President Putin, now considered the most powerful man on earth. That will turn Putin into a bowl of Jell-O, right?

Wake up Americans! Wake up to PBO (tap)’s ineffectiveness on the world stage! Wake up to the man who wants to “fundamentally change” America by bringing her down! Wake up to this namby-pamby pot of international Pablum. Get this guy and those of his ilk out of D.C.!

We want to keep America!