Friday, March 2, 2012

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Isn't It Ironic?

The food stamp program, managed by the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing food stamps to more than 46 million people in the USA.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also managed by the Department of Agriculture, threatens to prosecute those who "Feed Wild Animals," because the animals may grow dependent upon us and not take care of themselves.

Some people cannot see the irony in this. Nor can they see the implications thereof.

Those people are called liberals.

15 comments:

Xavier Onassis said...

So you think humans have the same cognitive abilities as tree squirrels?

If you are talking about conservatives, you would be correct.

Dumber than doorknobs.

Lone Ranger said...

Wow, that was an awesomely insightful analysis of Joe's post. The Talking Points # 20 award goes to you, sir.

Liberals consistently put animals above humans. Nobody ever heard of an abortion clinic for squirrels.

sue hanes said...

Joe - First I would like to say that this comparison of Food Stamps/Feeding Squirrels is so Insightful. Indeed People do become Too Dependent on the Government if they are given Food Stamps - and stuff like that.

And so - it is the same with Wild Animals. We feed the birds - tuppence a bag - and they Flock here all the time - and aren't cardinals & blue jays - beautiful -Joe?

But We Must Not Allow These Wild
Animals To Become TOO Dependent On Us - because - after all - Wild is the key word here - Joe.

Wild Animals ultimately must be able to go back INTO THE WILD.

And Humans - in the end - MUST LEARN TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES WITHOUT ALWAYS DEPENDING ON BIG GOVERNMMENT TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.

But - Joe - Libs have such a big Heart that they WANT to take care of the Needy. Can ya deny us that
pleasure - Joe?

Thanks Joe.

TGIF - which means RTWBM.

Ducky's here said...

Fish in a barrel, XO, fish in a barrel.

Mr. 140 strikes again.

Lone Ranger said...

I admire your patience, Joe. She'll get tired of it some day.

Joe said...

XO: Typical. You missed the point again. Why can't you EVER get the point?

LR: I heard there was an abortion clinic opening that was for squirrels and liberals.

If we can get behind it, maybe one of them will become extinct.

sue hanes: Liberals NEVER want to take care of the needy. They only want government to do it for them.

Ducky: Fish out of the barrell...stinky.

Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

Dearest Greek Shipping Magnate and Sue Hanes the beast pictured is not a squirrel. Nor, Bojangles Drakelet's here, is it a fish.
It is a Red Panda
And as far as I know, there are no wild Red Pandas in the great U S of A.
The feeding of captive/domesticated Red Pandas and the food-stamping of captive/domesticated Yankees is a necessary evil - we must populate our various Zoos, mustn't we?

Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

The Greek Shipping Magnate said,

".....Dumber than doorknobs....."

Fi Sir!
I will not stand by as you malign the exquisitely intelligent, yet unassuming, doornob as you impugn various Librul Variants.
Many door handles are self disinfecting! - depending on the material out of which they are manufactured, e.g. brass, copper and silver, are slowly poisonous to many germs. The exact mechanism is not known, but is commonly thought to be via the oligodynamic effect, or perhaps by some other electrostatic effectuation. Brass and copper, for example, disinfect themselves of many germs within eight hours.

Can Libruls, with or without cognitive abilities, do this?
I think not!
Wait a minute!
You're right! They are dumber than doorknobs.

Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

Joe said,

"......Ducky: Fish out of the barrell...stinky......."

Maybe so, but it could be exciting!
Especially if Bo is a Okie Noodler

Glenn E. Chatfield said...

This analogy has been on so many sites this week, as well as being posted to FB by just about everyone. And the funny thing, is that it is 100% true!

Liberals do indeed think animals are people, but they also consider people no more than animals, which is why abortion is okay, why any sexual behavior is okay, etc. It's just a dog-eat-dog world to liberals.

Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

Glenn E. Chatfield said,

"......(which is) why (Liberals think) any sexual behavior is okay,....."

Even the proclivities of Speaker Newt Gingrich?

".....It's just a dog-eat-dog world to liberals......"

Is not the 'dog-eat-dog' idiom better used to describe those who support unfettered Capitalism rather than those Socialist Liberals? I reckon the Liberals consider the world to be dog-eat-dog only because too many Conservatives have too much power in it.

sue hanes said...

Joe - 'Liberals never want to take care of the needy. They just want big government to do it for them.'

Good one Joe.

Very good.

You continue to AMAZE ME.

Have a Great Weekend Joe.

Lone Ranger said...

Liberals have nothing but contempt for the poor. They are notoriously tight-fisted when it comes to charity. But they are enormously generous with other people's money. That's why Joe Biden says paying taxes is patriotic, while giving an average of $369 a year to charity. I give more to charity every month than Biden does in three years.

They LOVE to mock the people who shop at WalMart. Southerners are depicted as white trash or hillbillies. And, as every liberal knows, if you drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll come up with.

And to top it off, liberal policies invariably hurt the poor. How do you think the poor feel about paying more than $4 for a gallon of gas? Liberals send their own kids to private schools, while working to deny poor children a better education through voucher programs. Their minimum wage laws prevent employers from hiring more people, although paying them a bit less. And they force unskilled workers out of the job market. Who's going to hire a teen, when they have to pay such high wages? Their welfare programs have been a disaster, paying unmarried women more to have children out of wedlock. Their child labor laws prevent kids from gaining work experience to prepare them for adulthood.

Liberals are about as good for the poor as the bubonic plague.

Lone Ranger said...

Actually, Joe, liberals ARE aborting themselves into extinction. It's called the Roe Effect.

That's why they so fanatically oppose school vouchers. They must brainwash other people's kids to become future generations of liberals because they aren't having enough children of their own.

Joe said...

LR: Future generations of liberals who don't care that their country is $30,000,000,000,000.00 in debt.