Saturday, February 6, 2010

SONGS PRESIDENT BO WOULD WRITE

1. I Love Me, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
2. Hopelessly Devoted To Me
3. How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By Me
4. I Wanna Hold My Hand
5. Everything I Do, I Do It For Me
6. I Am The Sunshine Of My Life
7. Tonight I Celebrate My Love For Me
8. I Light Up My Life
9. I’m The One That I Want
10. Up Where I Belong
11. I Love Me Just The Way I Am
12. In My Eyes
13. I’m The Inspiration
14. I Am So Beautiful (To Me)
15. I Love Me
16. I Honestly Love Me
17. (I’m) Still The One
18. Have I Told You Lately That I Love Me?
19. I Only Have Eyes For Me
20. I Was Always On My Mind
21. I Don’t Know Much (But I Know I Love Me)
22. I Can’t Help Falling In Love With Me
23. I’ve Got A Crush On Me
24. It Had To Be Me
25. You Made Me Love Me
26. I’ll Have To Say I Love Me In A Song
27. Dreaming Of Me
28. Because I Loved Me
29. I’ve Only Just Begun
30. I Decorated My Life
31. If I Leave Me Now
32. (I’m) More Than A Woman
33. I’ll Give Me A Diamond Ring
34. I Owe It All To Me
35. Unforgettable (That’s What I Am)
36. How Deep Is My Love?
37. Till There Was Me
38. And I Love Me
39. Just The Way I Am
40. Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of Me
41. Close To Me
42. I Want Me, I Need Me, I Love Me
43. Miss Me Much
19. I Can’t Stop Loving Me
44. How Am I Supposed To Live Without Me?
45. God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On Me
46. I Can Love Me Like That
47. I Just Called to Say I Love Me
48. Every Breath I Take
49. As Long As I Love Me

(H/T to COFFEE KLATCH)

4 comments:

M Conservative Operative said...

Perfect!

Joe said...

MCO: Thanks...I stole the idea and adjusted it a little for my purposes.

Visited your blog...good job!

Z said...

that is hilarious, Joe!
And, boy, from the way he PEERS waaaay down at us when he speaks, NEVER looking AT US, just left and right at THE WORDS, I'm thinking you're so right about his ego.
Is it that the teleprompters are placed too high? I keep trying to give him the benefit of the doubt because SURELY one of us sycophant thugs who work for him has noticed that "Hey, Barry, you've got your chin so high all we can see is up your nostrils", but no.....maybe he's like that all the time and they just don't see it? And, maybe he's bought into the MAGNIFICENCE he feels as they play Hail to the Chief when he walks in, and everyone kowtows to him BECAUSE OF HIS POSITION......awful.
xx
Boy!

Lone Ranger said...

Hopey-Changey Heart -- written by Sarah Palin