Friday, July 17, 2009


I wish I had thought of it!

Some years ago, a divorce, job loss and medical bills ran me into personal bankruptcy.

(Now before you libs go all postal on me, I am still paying back all of the debts I incurred...just not as quickly as my creditors would have liked.)

Had I known then what I have learned today, I would have taken what little I had left in my savings account and SPENT it! It would have kept me out of bankruptcy!

That's the advice we have gotten from our venerable Vice President, Joe Biden.

Said Joe: “Now, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’” Biden said. “The answer is yes, that's what I’m telling you.”

Oh how I wish I had known that!

I could have saved seven years of scrimping. I could have prevented all of those collection calls.

(Aside: One collector suggested that I take out a loan to pay of my debt that day. I responded, "What a great idea! Will you loan me the money?" She said, "I'm not going to lend you anything." I answered, "Well, neither will the bank. So, let's just go with what the court said to do.")

One of my outstanding business bills is going to take me at least 10 more years to finish paying off.

Jokes on them.

I probably won't live 10 more years.

But I digress.

How on earth did you libs ever fall for Joe Biden.

He is a professional buffoon.

Do you think he realizes how buffoonish he is?

Does it embarrass him, do you think?

He seems to have the IQ of a radish.

Actually, I shouldn't insult radishes.


ADDENDUM - Read A Very Important Letter to President BO: An Email From Us All


Tom said...

Ahhh - The "spending to prosperity" mantra again...

Have yet to see how that would work - millions have tried, all have failed.

Biden is an embarrassement to the country.

Mark said...

Obama says the same thing. I can't understand how the Libs who defend this guy continue to do so.

I am the worlds worst economist. I don't have a clue how to manage my money.

And, even I can see this plan is ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

My thoughts exactly Joe...

sue said...

Joe - radishes and seaweed are probably a darn sight smarter than some humans.

Anonymous said...

I never thought I would say this, but I hope Obama lasts until 2012 because the alternative is just unthinkable!!!!

sue said...

Joe - I'm going to be brutely honest. I really wonder about Joe Biden. And I think - what if he should become president. Like, it's Dan Quayle revisited.

ablur said...

If you ever wanted to understand the phrase "Complete Idiot", Joe would be the marquee.

It just amazes me how people find this guy worthy to hold any office.

Mark said...

Oh please. Dan Quayle was a genius compared to Biden. Don't believe all the lies about Quayle. he is a brilliant man.

sue said...

Mark - You are kidding yourself.
Dan Quayle is not a brilliant man.
He is a loser and a comic figure.

Joe said...

Sue: I didn't think liberals believed in being judgemental. That sounded pretty judgemental to me. Am I wrong about that?

Joe said...

Dan Quale matriculated at DePauw University, where he received his B.A. degree in political science in 1969, and where he was a member of the fraternity Delta Kappa Epsilon (Psi Phi chapter). After receiving his degree, Quayle joined the Indiana Army National Guard and served from 1969–1975, attaining the rank of sergeant. While serving in the Guard, he earned a Juris Doctor (J.D.) degree in 1974 at Indiana University School of Law - Indianapolis.

Would you say that earning a Law Degree from Indiana University School of Law indicates a low level of intelligence, or a high one?

How does Dan Quale stack up against, say, Al Franken, whose most notable achievement before stuffing the ballots in Minnesota was Saturday Night Live, and whose Air America talk show drove audiences away from Air America in droves and whose most notable question to Sonya Sotomayor was about the Perry Mason TV series?

That, of course, was brilliant! Just brilliant! Don't you wish you had thought of that?

Dan Quale's biggest fault was being polite and nice. Joe Biden has made a hundred times the stupid gaffes than Dan Quales three or four and President BO's sixty or eighty so far.

Biden and Obama get away with their stupidity precicely because they are NOT nice people.

sue said...

Joe - Where did you get the idea that Liberals are not judgemental?
Being judgemental is a negative characteristic, is it not? And are not all negative characteristics attributed to Liberals?

Am I not right?

And aren't Conservatives the Salt of the Earth, and let us go so far as to say they are always right, and pretty much perfect in every way? I suppose that would include Dan Quayle, George Bush and maybe even Dick Cheney. And the soon to be former governor of Alaska. And the list goes on and on.

I would not be at all surprised if only Conservatives will be in Heaven. We Liberals will be in the other place, judging each other.

Everyone knows that God himself is a Conservative. I have that knowledge firsthand.

But enough for now.

Anonymous said...

I’m not sure I follow the logic here; if God expects us to obey His commandments some 5,000 years (or more) after he gave them to us, then yes, I would assume that God is a conservative. You know … it’s a traditional values thing.

Although, I do have to agree that debating which politician is less goofy than any other is much like arguing which of Stalin’s many personalities deserved the greatest amount of trust. I will say this, though … if we cannot get beyond party affiliation, which is how politicians divide (and conquer) us, then we are not going to have a government of the people, for the people, and by the people for much longer. Well, that assumes that we even have that now. Biden is a putz. So is his boss, but a far more dangerous putz. I can think of two people in the entire Congress who may not be idiots, but I can’t be sure of that.

Mark said...

Gosh! Sue was easier to convince than most Libs!

Joe said...

Sue: There will be neither liberals nor conservatives in Heaven.

How about them apples?

That is not to say that neither liberals nor conservatives can go to Heaven, just that when they get there they will see the Truth face-to-face. Then they will be neither one.


sue said...

Joe - We may be on opposite sides of the fence politically, but we agree on one thing. And we both know what it is.

Mark - I'm not most Libs.