Wednesday, July 8, 2009

THE BEST MEDICAL CARE IN THE WORLD

I don't understand why liberals would even consider backing President BO's health care plan.

There is no way they will ever get this kind of care under his plan.

Today we have strong evidence that the United States of America has the best doctors in the world, who can perform amazing, if unfortunate, feats of surgery.




Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery concluding with this case study:

"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train that was traveling 80 miles an hour.

"All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's behind.

"I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

12 comments:

Z said...

JOE! That is FANtastic! (and SO mean..heh heh!!)

We'll be saying BY BY to the "best medical care in the world" if Obama gets his way. My favorite of his lies to date is "You'll be able to keep your private plan..."
As if that plan won't be bankrupt shortly after some people see they can get it FREE!!

PJ Rourke once said "If you think health care's expensive now, wait until it's free" yup

Joe said...

Z: In his arrogant way, President BO said something to the effect of: IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR PLAN THAT COSTS 3-7 TIMES WHAT THE GOVERNMENT PLAN COSTS, THE SWEET, WONDERFUL GOVERNMENT WILL let YOU DO SO. AND IF THINGS ARE ECONOMICALLY TOUGH FOR YOU NOW, YOU WILL SURELY WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE WONDERFUL GOVERNMENT PLAN.

It's just like the power companies: IF SOMEONE WANTS TO RUN A COAL PLANT THEY CAN, BUT THEY'LL GO BANKRUPT, 'CAUSE WE'LL TAX THEM TO BANKRUPTCY.

Mark my words: President BO is moving the country toward despotism, and he will set himself up for a third term and then as "President for Life" (even though technically he is not for life) - for the good of the country, of course.

Bryan said...

"...President for Life..."

And what would become of those that would rebel against that...

Joe said...

Bryan: They would mysteriously go bye-bye.

Jennifer said...

Didn't see that coming! LOL

I laughed at the joke but the idea of nationalized health care isn't the least bit funny. The possibility of what that will do to all of us scares the crap out of me!

shoprat said...

It has nothing to do with improving quality or availability of medical care and everything to do with government control.

Anonymous said...

Do you really think Obama is bent on "despotism", world domination and a third term?

Keep talking to yourself, watching faux news and storing that water in your basement, Joey.

Joe said...

"Keep talking to yourself, watching faux news and storing that water in your basement, Joey."

I don't do any of those things...I don't have cable and I don't have a basement...I'm in Southwest Florida, for Pete's sake.

Well, wait. I do talk to myself.

But I was right...you won't believe me.

Wait until you see tomorrow's post!

Talk about off the wall...I define it.

But I still think it is true.

And some day you will, too.

Mark said...

LOL! I printed this off to show to my wife and father in law! They are going to love it!

Susannah said...

Okay...you had me going...

Love it!

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