Wednesday, March 4, 2009

PRESIDENT BO FINDS THE SOLUTION

Let's see...I think I get it.

On his 43rd day of his War on Achievement, President BO has found the answer.

First you find a big struggling company that sells insurance, builds monumental buidings for itself, squanders its resources...hmmm...Oh I know...AIG...perfect!

Next you help them get on their feet by lending them billions of dollars.

Then you watch as they squander that money and find themselves right back where they were...out of money.

Finally, you discover that they cannot even pay the interest on the first money you lent them, let alone any of the principle.

Now that all is in order, you give them another 30 billion dollars so they can pay the interest on the loan. Only they squander that, too.

What to do?

Well, as everybody knows, the SMART thing to do would be to give them even more money.

Where will you find that money?

No problemo, amigo.

Just take it from the fine citizens of the USA.

It's called "Raise Their Taxes!"

(What? You thought President BO promised that if you make less than $250,000.00 per year you would not see your taxes go up one red cent? You weren't watching his lips. They were moving, ergo: he was lying!)

Actually, you will NOT see your taxes go up one red cent.

You will see them go up many, many red cents...not all of them direct taxes, but rest assured, they will go up.

Is there no one up there who gets it?

Can none of you think your way out of a wet paper sack?

Who has you so tightly in their grip that you are AFRAID to stand for what makes economic sense?

Are you ALL a bunch of lilly-livered, yellow-bellied sap suckers?

All of you?

Incredible!

5 comments:

M said...

You get it, I get it. Soon everybody will get it.

My Blog said...

The demorats had to make things look as bad as possible financially in this country during the primaries and election cycle. Guess what? I think they helped to talk this recession into reality, and what they and their minions known as the alphabets didn't finish, Hussein-Obama and his cohorts in Congress have taken care of.

Tom said...

Yeah, we're going to get it alright...

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

Wait. He found the answer, but did he ever really know the question?

Mark said...

I predicted this on my blog when they first started talking about bailing the Insurance companies out.

It's just the same as when I was just starting out on my own and would run out of money before payday, because I spent it foolishly. I would run to my parents and beg them for help, each time promising I would pay them back. Each time they told me it was the last time, I would need to learn how to manage my money better.

But hey! They were my parents! What were they going to do, let me starve? I returned to the well many times and every time they bailed me out. But it got increasingly harder for me to ask for more, because I knew I was taking advantage of them, and I felt bad about it.

This is what's happening with Obama's government but on a much larger scale. Obama should cut them off, but of course he won't. He's a Communist who is using this crisis to take total control of our financial system.