Tuesday, January 26, 2010



You might think that by now President BO would have gotten the message.

Let me tell you something about narcissism: those who have it can't help themselves.

Everything they do or say is about them and them only.

And President BO is a textbook case of narcissism.

In his speech in Ohio on January 22, 2010, the president referenced United States citizens exactly 2 times.

He referenced himself more than that.

Would you like to know how much more?

Take a guess: five times? Twelve times? Fifty times?

No, my friend, President BO referred to himself exactly ONE HUNDRED THIRTY TWO times!

(For those of you educated in government schools, that's 132!)

I'm not going to list them all, but here's a sample:

"I've got a very short commute;"

"I can't always visit people directly;"

"I break out;"

"I saw;"

"I knew it would be unpopular;"

"I ran for this office;"

"I had no illusions;"

"I had a whole bunch of political advisors"...

It just wouldn't stop!!

If you can stand to watch it, check it out HERE.

Somebody on his staff, someone with guts like you wouldn't believe, just HAS to dare to tell him that being president is not about the president, it is ABOUT THE PEOPLE!!

He is the most unpresidential president EVER!!

An egotistical maniac, and not one whit smarter than the dumbest college Sophomore.


Chris M. said...

Joe you are so right about narcissists being unable to change themselves. It is as if their warped way of thinking and talking is basic to the OS. It IS the core code that everything else is built upon.

Here's a little present for you. 21 puns and they're all as bad as a pun should be.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in, love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel..

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discuss ing their recent > tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later,
Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Joe said...

Chris M: Those are so good (bad) I will steal them!

I heard about two corpuscles who loved in vein.

I also heard about two maggots who loved in dead Ernest.

There was the book, "How to Be An Insurance Salesman," by Justin Case.

And don't forget "Russian to the Outhouse," by Willie Makit.

Susannah said...

Oh, my word!!! Puns!

David Wyatt said...

There's been a sequel to the Russian Outhouse one:

"The Outhouse Update: Smart Money Says No" by Betty Dutton

BTW, Susannah, is that an Airedale pup in your pic? I love Airedales!

Susannah said...

Hi David~ Nope I've never known any Airedales, though I'm sure they're great. This guy is a Jack; his name is Otis. He's the calmest energy Jack Russell I've ever met. Come by & see his Santa pics. I haven't changed them yet!