Tuesday, April 5, 2011

WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

"As President, my greatest responsibility is the security of the American people. It is the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning. It’s the last thing I think about when I go to sleep at night."

“But you should know that keeping the economy growing and making sure jobs are available is the first thing I think about when I wake up every morning. It’s the last thing I think about when I go to bed each night.”

I'm confused.

That might be President BO's main tactic: Keep 'em confused and they'll think I'm doing a good job.

Maybe this boy genius can think in 3-D, in Dolby 5.1 surround sound and of two things at once.

The first of his statements came at a 9/11 remembrance, the second last Friday.

Oh! Now I have it fugured out! Say whatever the occasion calls for, true or not.

But remember, if I can't count on your words being true one time, which time CAN I count on them being true? Please make me a list of things I can trust you on and things that I can't.

So I ask, what does he really think of when he first wakes up and when at last he lies down to sleep?

I know the answer to that question: the same thing any amateur who is also a narcissist thinks about...himself.

6 comments:

tha malcontent said...

Humm, if you think that you are confused now, take a look at the post I just put up.

Joe said...

the malcontent: Good post! President BO abviously does not think about anything...except, of course, himself.

Ducky's here said...

Just standard boiler plate. He's thinking whatever Goldman Sachs tells him to think.

Joe said...

Ducky: Goldman Sachs, huh, Ducky? Interesting.

cary said...

Ducky meant to say George Soros. He forgot who was in the White House.

Ducky's here said...

Yeah cary, that's why is economic "team" from Timmy "Taxes" Geithner on down all have ties to Goldman Sachs.

Do you people ever pay attention?