LET'S EXAMINE WHAT HE SAID MONDAY, OCTOBER 29

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Mr. President, you said the following in this interview:

"..this is a tragedy..."

 No ever-lovin'-blue-eyed kidding! A tragedy? Who would have guessed it?

 "...All kinds of legitimate questions to ask..."

 They ARE being asked, but they are NOT being answered.

 "...any time a U.S. ambassador and three other Americans get killed, we've gotta figure out what happened..."

 FIGURE OUT? FIGURE OUT? WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. AND WE KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, DUDE. YOU ARE!!!

"...and fix it..."

FIX IT? What are you going to do to fix it? Bring the ambassador back to life? You can't fix it, you nincompoop! It's done. You let him get killed!

"...and most importantly, we've gotta bring those folks who carried that out to justice."

"Folks?"  They are "folks?"

"Folks is a term we use to benignly and informally speak of other people. These were not "other people" who did this. These are barbarians!

"...most importantly...bring (them) to justice?"

At this stage of the game the most important thing is to get rid of the clown who allowed this to happen in the first place...YOU, Mr. President...YOU!

"But I - I - I do take offense...to some suggestion that, you know, in any way we haven't tried to make sure that the American people knew, as information was coming in, what we believed happened..."

You take offense? Oh no! The President is offended! You thin-skinned bratwurst! This is not about you and your offense! This is about your incompetence!

"...As information was coming in?"  You spent 14 days claiming it was a reaction to a video! Do you mean that for 14 days there was no information coming in and that's why you kept saying that? If that's so, WHY?

Do you mean that as Commander in Chief, when you ask for information the people under you don't have to obey and respond to your order? What kind of Commander in Chief are you, anyway?

Never mind. I already know.

You were asked whether it was the intel community giving bad information. You answered,

"That...that's...what we're going to find out from the investigation."

Are you kidding us? You don't yet KNOW whether the intel was good or not? Come on!! Ask me, I know.

"...the, the truth is that, you know, across the board, when this happened, my number one priority was: secure Americans; figure out what happened; bring those folks to justice."

Uh...which of those was number one?

"Congress has been getting th, the flow of information continuously, from day one...'

Wait, wait! I thought you said "...the American people knew, as information was coming in, what we believed happened..."

I see. It was Congress, not the American people who knew.

Which of those contradictory statements was a lie?

"If, if we find out that there was a big breakdown and somebody didn't do their job, they'll be held accountable."

Sir...that would be YOU.

"Ultimately, as Commander in Chief, I'm responsible, and I don't shy away from that responsibility."

Balderdash! You already have!

"My number one responsibility is to go after the folks who did this..."

Oh. Now we know which of the three number one priorities was number one.

"...and we're gonna make sure that we get 'um. I've got a pretty good track record doin' that. "

Oh! Cute! You just made a not-so-veiled reference to OBL! How clever!

Only you didn't get OBL, you only culminated the work of those who set it up.

But never mind. Your liberal friends will give you credit for it anyway.

Sir, you are a liar, a side-stepper, a fraud, a thug, an amateur, a sluggard, a child, an ego maniacal narcissist and an incompetent boob.

And those are the best things I can say about you.