That's right, boys and girls...I have come up with a new plan to save the United States from certain demise at the hands of liberal/progressives.
Here is what we will do:
1. Round up all of the liberal/progressives in the U.S. and herd them to Wewahitchka, FL
2. Line them up along the main drag and submit them all to water-boarding for 1 hour each.
3. Hang them up by their middle toes to dry for 2 hours.
4. Subject them to six hours of President BO's speeches given without his teleprompters.
5. Force Nancy Pelosi to give each one of them a big, fat puckering kiss.
6. Force Harry Reid to give each one of them a big, fat puckering kiss.
7. Force Michael Moore to give each one of them a big, fat puckering kiss.
8. Build a huge cage around Wewahitchka, with razor barbed wire to keep them there.
9. Feed them raw pork bellies and scrambled chitterlings three times a day.
10. Give them conjugal visits by black mambas nightly.
Once this has been accomplished, we will be free to live the American Dream once again.
By the way, I am open to other suggestions, which you may elucidate in the comments section.
12 comments:
Why is it with these Libs anyway, everything is a Race issue ? Lets stop with that Race Nonsense already.
You want to talk about race? Well ok, lets do it. Why didn’t YOUR Congress fix Medicare Rather Than Pass 'ObamaCare'” behind closed doors in the middle of the night, by threats and arm twisting? And “Voted for it to pass so that we could read it”!
Seniors who are on medicare actually be paying more out of pocket now than before medicare existed, and waiting on lines and seeing doctors who don’t give a crap about you, because they are not going to be paid as they should be. As for you regular family doctor, you can kiss your doctor good bye forever, he or she will either retire, or find something different to do. .
Who the hell is fighting for as they call it "THE OLD WHITE FOLKS"? Obama certainly ISN'T and HASN'T. Who is representing my folks? Obama and his BS Obamacare will be sending them off to a grave rather than pay for a Doctors visit.
You will never be able to see the same doctor twice. .You will never have that private and personal attention and care with the one. like you used to have. The Doctor that use to care about you and had a professional and personal relationship with, forget about it that’s all going to be gone.
And how about Foreign affairs? Like INVADING Libya, and like what Pakistan has done, harbor the most wanted terrorist in the world. And how about Jobs and unemployment and the falling Dollar and the worst economy we have seen in decades? All these are the issues that are meaningful and important to ME, so please don’t give us that “PARTY OF OLD WHITE FOLKS” crapola. If you want to talk about race, why not talk about the NAACP calling the Tea Parties racists, and Nancy what’s her face calling Conservatives Domestic Terrorists? And the Eric Holder Black Panther game. And Black Democratic Rep. John Lewis who was allegedly Spat on by a Tea Party member. It’s really getting to be tired hearing that over, and over, and over again. Why don’t these folks ever talk about Al Sharpton or Jessie Jerkson or Rev Wright, or the Clown of Racism Louis Farrakhan? I have never, ever heard any Liberal speak about these Racist Bastards at all. Never. But they tell us about our party being the party of “Old White People”
I assume this is hyperbole?
Cheer up Joe, come the revolution, you. mustang, z and AOW are going to be strapped in chairs and forced to view films from my library. First will be Einsenstein's "Potemkin".
Probably follow up with Godard's "Weekend".
Don't worry though, good quality refreshments will be provided. I'm not a sadist.
Ducky, that's a threat? :-)
Joe, how about this to get them to leave the States entirely: Tell them George Bush is running again! Sarah Palin as VP (God forbid)
What Malcontent said.
Joe, great idea!! If only....
the malcontent: Good questions...every one.
Ducky: Hyperbole? I don't even know the meaning of the word.
Z: Bush/Palin...now that would get their collective goats.
Leticia: Who knows? Maybe.
I say send them all to OZ where all the monkeys can march behind that Wicked Witch of the West.
Love the Marx joke up top.
Lisa: Why would you want to ruin OZ? Wewahitchka is far less well known and would hardly notice.
If you love your country, deport Ducky to Russia.
Agreed Joe maybe they'll keep swooped up and transported into outer space by a twister .
Mustang: I DO love the U.S. and hereby declare Ducky so deported.
Lisa: It would ruin outer space, but who uses it for much any way?
The easiest way to get rid of liberals is to repeal the income tax. Without unlimited money and power to control people, they will lose interest in government and move to places more to their liking -- Like North Korea and Vietnam.
LR: They'd really like living in NK or Vn.
Communism has worked so well there.
Most of them are dumb as rocks and don't even know they are espousing communist philosophies.
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