Thursday, April 22, 2010


A French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take A kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work!"


bluepitbull said...

That's a joke? It would explain much of what's happening.

Reminds me of Young Frankenstein. Perhaps the prez got the 'Abby Normal' brain.

shoprat said...

Sadly it's the truth.

Krystal said...


Leticia said...

Very funny! But it is a very harsh and tragic reality.

Tom's Place said...

The best jokes often are rooted in truth.

Sadly for us, it's really, really true...

Z said...

WAY too true and way too scary.:-(

Silverfiddle said...

That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh!

lisa said...

hahahhaha! Love the joke but not the man.

Mark said...

The Cuban doctor said, "In my country, the most difficult and dangerous operation we can do is a tonsillectomy."

The other doctors scoffed, "That's a very simple operation. Any first year intern can do that."

"That may be true in your countries," replied the Cuban, sadly, "but in Cuba, we aren't allowed to open our mouths."

And, if Obama has his way, that may be true here someday soon, too.

Joe said...

bluepitbull: Well, it was supposed to be...just didn't turn out that way.

shoprat: Sadly, indeed.

Krystal: Heeheeheeeheee!

Leticia: Harsh is the word.

Tom's place: "The best jokes often are rooted in truth." The joke's on us.

Z: Very scary.

Silverfiddle: Hey! Don't mention it!

lisa: Ditto

Mark: Well, shut my mouth (which I'm sure Presisdent BO will try to do).