Saturday, August 8, 2009

SO WHO'S THE MOB?



PRESIDENT BO SAID THE FOLLOWING




So the President wants to limit speech that is against the government.

Who does that sound like to you?


PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD

Top White House aides gave Senate Democrats a recess battle plan showing video clips of the confrontational town halls that have dominated the media coverage, and told senators to do more prep work than usual for their public meetings by making sure their own supporters turn out, senators and aides said.

And they screened TV ads and reviewed the various campaigns by critics of the Democratic plan.

“If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard,” Messina said, according to an official who attended the meeting.



SO THEY DID







UNION THUGS RULE THE DAY




PELOSI SAID WE RAN AROUND WITH SWASTIKAS...LIKE THIS




TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE "CIVILIZED" DEMS DID TO BUSH:








But only us snarky, ugly, mean, organized, paid conservatives get credit for "what we did." The Democrats can do what they want and not be accused of those tactics...right?

Friday, August 7, 2009

WHAT HATH GOT WROUGHT?

Her Royal Hindendness, Nancy Pelosi, has been doing interviews in which she is contending that the people at the lawmakers' Home-Town Meetings who are objecting to the Health Care Bill are paid rabble-rousers "Carrying Swastikas."

You think I am lying? You think she didn't say that?




I've watched eight or ten of those meetings and have not seen one single swastika. Not one!

When someone says something that is not true, do you know what you call that person?

You call him/her a liar.

So here we go: Nancy Pelosi, you are a (half - see below) liar on this point!


Not to be outdone, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada accused the protesters of trying to "sabotage" the democratic process.

Here's what he said: "These are nothing more than destructive efforts to interrupt a debate that we should have, and are having,"

Baldercookies!

Nothing could be further from the truth.

The protesters are part and parcel OF the debate!

The people at the rallys I've seen came on their own at no one's behest and expressed themselves in a democratic forum thus supporting the democratic process.

So Harry did not tell the truth about who the people voicing dissatisfaction with the actions of our lawmakers are.

When someone says something that is not true, do you know what you call that person?

You call him/her a liar.

So here we go: Harry Reid, you are a liar.

Be proud, Nevada, be proud of yourselves. Look who you elected.


The trouble with lying is that you have to remember what you said when you lied.



President Obama is both for and against a "Single Payer" health care system. Today he says the health care bill is NOT a move toward "Single Payer."

Trouble is, he is on record as having said he wants to move the country to a "Single Payer" system over time.

America, be proud. Look what you have elected. This man talks out of both sides of each of his faces.

ADDENDUM: Mark has brought to my attention that there was, indeed a gathering at which a protester brought a poster with a Swastika. You might check it out here: Pictures of the swastikas . Notice that they are not accusing anyone of BEING a Nazi, they are saying we don't want to go that direction. Nevertheless, at the time of the writing of this post I had not seen one, so I stand by my personal statement. I can now agree with Mark that NP was half right,and thus only half-a-liar.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

THE VILLAGE IDIOTS

God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.

"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, pointed to a land area & said, "What's that?"

"That's the State of Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rivers,mountains, streams, lakes, forests, hills, beaches and plains.

"The people from the State of Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "There's Washington DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put there. ”


ADDENDUM: For a really good look at the provisions of the proposed health care legislation, visit Tom's Place and scoll down. This is neither made up stuff, nor is it fear-mongering...it is simply what the bill says and direct references to the pages and paragraphs. It's even better than the synopsis I gave a few posts ago.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

HOW SMART IS THAT?

HERE'S A PICTURE OF A "SMART CAR."





HERE'S ANOTHER (between the red & black trucks)

NOW EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF "SMART CAR" TO ME AGAIN?

Oh, and would you like to be scared? Watch the video on this link.

Go ahead...I double-dog-dare you.

Monday, August 3, 2009

DID THEY, NOW?

Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) is a psychiatric disorder that describes a condition in which a single person displays multiple distinct identities, each with its own pattern of perceiving and interacting with the environment.

Although most people refer to Schizophrenia as "split personality," it is not. Schizophrenia is characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality.

Poor old Earth has DID.

In the Pacific Northwest, temperatures have been soaring to record heights: 103 degrees!

Global warming?

Meanwhile, in the Northeast temperatures have been dropping to record lows!

Global cooling?

The truth is, the atmosphere is so very large, with so many, many factors influencing climate at any given point at any given time that it is absolutely impossible to make an accurate prediction of what it has done, is doing or is going to do.

Now let me be clear.

There is no such thing as chance.

Chance is simply not having enough facts.

Take rolling dice, for instance.

If you could measure every factor of physics involved in every throw of the dice (the position of the dice when you throw them, the exact weight of the dice, all of the leverages involved in a given throw, the humidity of the air around the dice in flight, the air pressure where you are when you throw them, the energy of the throw, and about sixty other factors), you could predict how the dice would turn up every time. (Look out Vegas.)

The earth's atmosphere is vastly more complicated than rolling a couple of dice.

Atmospheric "scientists" create computer models of what the weather will be like on any given day at any given place. (Get it? They create the models.)

Here in Florida, we regularly get reports of where some tropical storm or hurricane is headed.

Invariably, we are told, "Some computer models show the storm heading northwest, and some showing it heading north and then east.

Meteorologists then take a kind of average of the computer models to predict where the storm is going.

They are almost always wrong by at least a gaggle of miles on predictions more than 24 hours out.

So, if these trained, expert weather scientists can't consistently get it right right in their own back yards, what on earth makes you think they can speak authoritatively about global weather?

But you have been taught to trust them and so you do, in spite of your experience with their local weather forecasts.

The experts at The National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration have told us that there would be about 9 - 14 named storms in the Atlantic this year, 4 - 7 hurricanes and 1 - 3 major hurricanes.

We've not had a single named storm in this two month old hurricane season and only one tropical depression, which lasted a few days and then fell apart.

There's still time, but the Atlantic is not following the computer models.

And there's the proverbial rub.

The atmosphere does not pay one bit of attention to the computer models.

The designation, "Global Warming," has given way to "Climate Change," which is really, really stupid, not to mention both redundant and repetitive.

"Climate" is defined as how weather behaves and changes in a given location.

So, "Climate Change," is like saying, "Change Change."

Now look! (A favorite saying of "everybody's" favorite president, President BO.) Don't be such a schmuck as to think that there is anybody who can tell you what all is going on globally when it comes to weather.

Be smarter than that.

Just like you're too smart to believe other things based only on the fact that someone taught it to you.

When the actual facts present themselves to you, you might end up with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

NEW POST! NEW POST!

OK, I had to interrupt today's proceedings to bring you up to date on something absolutely chilling. I am not a great fan of Glenn Beck, although I listen to him maybe two or three times per week.

But this video, which I found on Oklahoma Patriot is just beyond the pale!

Take a moment and watch it.





Now convince me that President BO does not want the government to have control of everything. And much sooner than the kook right wingers (of which I am one) ever believed.

Tell the truth...did you know that your computer, or any computer you use (like the car dealer's) to sign up for the "Cash for Clunkers" program would effectively become government property and that you were giving them the right to use it as they please?

GOVERNMENT RENEGGERS

You can trust them.

Of course you can.

If the government says they will do something, you can take it to the bank.

They will do it!

They will! They will! Oh, yes, they will.

Take the cash for clunkers program, for instance.

What?

What's that you say?

The government is reneging on its deal to pay cash for your old clunker?

The deal was that if your car gets less than 18 miles per gallon, you can turn it in on a new car and receive a discount and the government would give the dealer a rebate of up to $4,500.00.

That's a good deal.

I've heard several people say they bought new cars with the program.

Well, the deals are in the works...according to the rules set out by the government.

According to a USA TODAY report, "The government is suspending the explosively popular "cash for clunkers" program fearing it would go broke before it could parcel out what it still owes dealers for a huge backlog of sales."

Tonight's news featured dealers who had sold new cars, taken in the clunkers, had the clunkers crushed as per the government instructions, gave the customer their discount, and now are likely not to get their money back from the government.

Since I began this post, the government has decided to put another $2 billion into the "Cash for Clunkers" program.

Let's see...four days for $1 billion, so $2 billion more should give us eight more days.

Yea!

You can trust the government to handle your health care in the same way. Just like they do EVERYTHING else.

Start at one cost, discover it will not do the job, raise the cost and make a total wreck of it.

Get out the medical crushing machines.

At least we know that President BO would never reneg on his promise.

Never.