I just received an IRS audit on my tax return for 2013. It puzzles me!
They are questioning me on the number of dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the instruction "List all dependents."
I claimed:
12 million illegal immigrants
3 million crack-heads
42 million inmates in 243 prisons
1/2 of Mexico
535 persons in the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate
AND
1 Amateur President
Evidently, this was NOT and acceptable answer. I keep asking myself, "WHO DID I LEAVE OUT?"
Thursday, February 13, 2014
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Joe - Very clever.
Is that supposed to be humorous? If it is, you failed.
How about ExxonMobil and GE?
Ducky: How about them?
Ducky answered your question, "WHO DID I LEAVE OUT?"
I'll add Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase.
I hope you got something nice for Bonnie.
Craig: "...Ducky answered your question,..."
So what?
Oh good lord. The point of Ducky and Craig's response was that a far greater percentage of your precious tax dollars go to support huge corporations and billionaires than go to support the downtrodden American citizens and aspiring Americans that you seem to hate so much. Do I have to explain everything to everybody???
I'M NOT UNKNOWN! It was me!
You left out the 2,748,978 federal employees.
Unknown: Yes.
XO: I figured.
LR: Ooops!
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