Thursday, February 13, 2014

MY SENIOR TAX RETURN

I just received an IRS audit on my tax return for 2013. It puzzles me!

They are questioning me on the number of dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the instruction  "List all dependents."

I claimed:

12 million illegal immigrants

3 million crack-heads

42 million inmates in 243 prisons

1/2 of Mexico

535 persons in the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate

AND

1 Amateur President

Evidently, this was NOT and acceptable answer. I keep asking myself, "WHO DID I LEAVE OUT?"

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sue hanes said...

Joe - Very clever.

Que Sera Sera Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that supposed to be humorous? If it is, you failed.

Duckys here said...

How about ExxonMobil and GE?

Joe said...

Ducky: How about them?

Craig said...

Ducky answered your question, "WHO DID I LEAVE OUT?"

I'll add Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase.

I hope you got something nice for Bonnie.

Joe said...

Craig: "...Ducky answered your question,..."

So what?

Unknown said...

Oh good lord. The point of Ducky and Craig's response was that a far greater percentage of your precious tax dollars go to support huge corporations and billionaires than go to support the downtrodden American citizens and aspiring Americans that you seem to hate so much. Do I have to explain everything to everybody???

Xavier Onassis said...

I'M NOT UNKNOWN! It was me!

Lone Ranger said...

You left out the 2,748,978 federal employees.

Joe said...

Unknown: Yes.

XO: I figured.

LR: Ooops!