Thursday, July 21, 2011

I FINALLY GET IT!

This past winter was one of the coldest on record in some parts of the United States.

The "experts," whoever in the heck they are, told us it was because of "global warming," and gave this long, convoluted explanation of how that was.

Now, all of the news is about "record" heat in parts of the country.

So, if record cold is caused by global warming, it follows that record heat must be caused by global cooling.

Right?

Come on, you idiots. The word "climate" means how weather behaves in a certain locale.

Weather patterns are cyclical, and bear little or no relationship to man's activity, being more closely related to sunspot activity.

One volcano spews more CO2 (not to mention other toxins) into the atmosphere than all of the cars in the U.S.

Oh...I forgot.

Volcano eruptions are cause by global warming which is caused by mankind.

I suggest that we rid the world of the excess population, starting with those who think global warming is man made.

Can you say Algore?

10 comments:

Fredd said...

I've got a solution to these manmade global warming Nazis, Joe. We need to do this via legislation.

Simply outlaw hypocrisy. Breaking this law is punishable by death. In this manner, Al Gore would be the first to get strapped into 'Ol' Sparky,' since the guy wants all the rest of us to reduce our carbon footprint and would actually MANDATE this reduction given the power, while he maintains God knows how many properties sucking God knows how many kilowatt hours and BTU's heating and cooling these palaces, flies God knows how many miles on jets which spew God knows how much carbon into the atmosphere.

Once Al Gore is fried, then the rest of his liberal minions will follow suit.

Ducky's here said...

The cold was caused by changing patterns in the jet stream.

For the last two Januaries (February and March have been normal) there has been a trough right down the center of the country which sucked in the cold from Canada. Then it rebounded with a lot of moisture from the gulf up the coast and dumped some real beauties.

Now why the shift and what is the duration, who knows. Point is that you don't have a mind that can consider the possibility that it's man made warming induced.

Do it with legislation. You guys are something.

Ducky's here said...

One volcano spews more CO2 (not to mention other toxins) into the atmosphere than all of the cars in the U.S.

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How much do they spew combined? Do you now have insight into why you made a fool of yourself?

sue said...
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Joe said...

Ducky: "How much do they spew combined? Do you now have insight into why you made a fool of yourself?"

No.

I did not make a fool of myself.

First of all, CO2 is neither a polutant, nor a "green-house" gas, regardless of what the media has fed you.

Secondly, the atmosphere is actually in better shape than it has been in the history of the world (excepting pockets like San Francisco and a few other metropolitan areas).

Thirdly, the atmosphere is huge enough to handle what we throw at it.

Fourthly, warming and cooling cycles occur with or without our help. Otherwise, there would be no explanation for why there were warming cycles prior to the industrial age.

To be able to "collect data" is one thing. To properly interpret it is quite another. To try to interpret it to fit a particular agenda is an abomination.

The only people who have tried to legislate in accordance with some imagined man-made global warming are liberal/progressives.

Lone Ranger said...

The Mt. Pinatubo volcanic eruption in the Philippines in 1991 discharged more sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere than mankind has since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, resulting in a decrease in the temperature worldwide over the next few years.

The only reason these climate hucksters switched their story from a new ice age to global warming is they couldn't figure out how to make a buck with the first scam.

I would bet my life savings that if conservatives were warning about global warming, or climate change, or whatever it's called now, liberals would be deriding it, just like they deride God.

Lisa said...
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Lisa said...

As a rule,liberals are fools.
Does Ducky know if he walks in the streets of Beijing with his white shirt on ,it will turn gray,but not if he walks through any U.S. city?

Robert said...

Al Gore is no longer relevant. The Community-Agitator is toast. Leftwingnuttery has been exposed. Long live the party of Reagan.

Ducky's here said...

Well gee Lisa, I'm sure that has nothing to do with clean air legislation that was initiated by Ted Kennedy. The right has been singing the blues about those nasty regulations for some time. You don't make a lot of sense.

Neither does Joe, if the atmosphere can contain a certain parts per million of greenhouse elements he uses the d volcano stupidity. Now if the volcano spews a volume that doesn't surpass that limit but does in combination with emissions we may have an issue.

I kept it simple for the right wingers. Simple addition no partial diff or anything like that. You can handl the concept.