Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Proposed New Federal Guidelines for Police

1.  Decide whether and which laws to enforce.

2.  If the perp is black, proceed with extreme restraint, or turn and walk away.

3.  If the perp is black and much bigger than you, back off and don't arrest him.

4.  If the perp is black and resists arrest, just say, "O...OK, just go your way."

5.  If the perp lunges for your gun, let him have it, so as not to incite the city to violence.

6.  Before arresting a perp, do a medical exam to determine whether he has asthma, breathing difficulties or heart issues.

7.  If you tell the perp to get on the ground and he does not comply, turn and walk away. We don't want any instances.

8.  If you are a black policeman and the perp is white, don't worry about shooting him, there will be no consequences...especially in the fair and balanced media.

9.  If the town erupts in violence, back off and let them destroy the ethnic neighborhood of their choice.

10. If the town is destroyed, don't arrest any looters, brick throwers or car turn overers. And, please, don't call any firemen to put out the fires.

What additional guidelines would you propose?

12 comments:

Lisa said...

I propose cops going on strike and allowing the herd to thin out

Fredd said...

I think you have all the bases covered, Joe. Our lives would be paradise on earth with these new guidelines in place.

sue hanes said...

Joe - I think you pretty well covered it.

Just My Opinion said...

Pants Up, Don’t Loot!
It is important to remember that not ALL black people are like those in Ferguson, MO and in New York City. Like those ghetto morons, who are burring down their own streets, looting, murdering, and punching the police who are only trying to protect the innocent citizens. No, there are a lot of upstanding, respectable black folks all around but these are certainly NOT IT! These are criminals, welfare queens and stupid "liberal" privileged white folks. Al Sharpton is only trying to make a martyr out of a terrible thug.
These looters, and violent protestors, trouble makers should be arrested, and thrown in jail.
Al Sharpton is doing more bad than good. He is making Black American’s look like, car jacking, burglarizing, drug dealing, mugging, and rioting gangsters. Just like the few who were resisting arrest in the first place.
It’s the Black on Black crime that Mr. Sharpton should be going after. Statistics prove that Blacks are 12% of the population and commit 50% of the murders. There lies the problem. Quit pandering by minimizing the no guilty verdict, and get their act together.
Respect the verdict. Where were all the riots and protesting when OJ Simpson was let off to be free when it was as clear as day that he KILLED 2 people. Were was Al Sharpton and the Black Panthers then? Did our Federal Government PAY to have MOBS out side on our streets protesting then? Did our President give his (wink-wink) bullshit speech then? Did Ron Goldman look like President Clinton’s Son then or did Nicole Brown Simpson look like Clinton’s Daughter?
Would I shoot someone in my back yard if I thought they were going to cause trouble? Maybe, or maybe not. In the meantime I would call 911 and let them know there was going to be a shooting to investigate if they don't hurry. But that was me, and that wasn’t him. What he did when he was getting his head smashed into a concrete slab was JUSTIFIED... period. I would not go outside and confront my trespasser , unless I was really pissed. (More than Likely) If I did I would already have the gun pointed at him. No rolling around on the ground!
This has been an enormous waste of everyone's time. Just something else to bitch and moan about. Something else to be angry about. I don't care! Good luck George! I look forward to reading your book or your made for TV Movie if you live that long. Did you put your holster back on after you were acquitted. You need your gun now worse than ever! And by the way, I also thought that you were justified and that you should have been found NOT GUILTY, but then again I am not a Black bleeding heart Liberal..

Z said...

Sad, isn't it, Joe. That your list makes perfect sense.
VERY sad.
Who knew we'd get to this point under a Black president who we'd have at least thought might bring unity? Instead...MAN, he's done his DAMNED BEST to mess this country up on ALL fronts>

Joe said...

Z: The promotion of anarchy is a crucial step in establishing an atmosphere in which to issue an executive order to postpone elections in 2016, thus paving the way for PBO to become president for life.

I hope we have sense enough to avert that.

sue hanes said...

Joe - Are you alright?

Joe said...

sh: I'm OK. Thanks for asking. I have had an extraordinary work load and have led extra rehearsals for our Christmas cantata. I'll be back in the saddle when things quieten down a bit.

sue hanes said...

Joe - This is a busy time of year.
I can understand why something has to give.

Rusty Shackelford said...



Obama is running like a dog off his chain.He knows in two weeks Harry Reid is gone and the house is solid Republican,so he has nothing to lose.

Obama knows his only legacy is the ACA.His Foreign policy is a friggin joke....the economy is still at the whim of the Fed and the race issue is burning.

I Ain't Got No Blog said...

As for my real opinion about yesterdays execution of the two New York City Police Officers. is that this was a premeditated murder; an assassination of two innocent cops with families who were just doing their job, who were on the job trying to protect the innocent citizens of New York City from being victimized from these Animals who walk the streets of New York just looking for trouble. .
NOW lets see the response from these Bleeding Heats who have been every person who protesting against alleged police violence! Now lets see and hear what the Hero of the Blacks Al Sharpton and the Creep who calls himself the Mayor of New York Bill de Blasio, as well as Our Dear leader has to say to these, protesting SAVAGES! These anti-police haters, these scumbag’s that committed this SAVAGE act of terror?
Those misguided ANIMAL’S who were screaming in cops faces and who kicked and punched those Police- man on the Brooklyn Bridge last week. and who threw those Garbage cans at them. I wonder how they feel about their mis-directed anger now?
Two cops are dead, what will Al Sharpton and those leaders and protestors do now?

I think that if black people were wearing T-shirts saying “Be a Better Father”, and “Be a Better Husband” or “Don’t Punch Out You Wife” or “Don’t WHIP your 4 year old Son” in stead of “I Can’t Breathe”, or “Hands Up Don’t Shoot” this will magically do a lot to help solve the problem.

Actually these Basketball Playing morons don`t need T- shirts at all. They should just have swastikas tattooed on there foreheads. That would show everyone who they and their Black Panther friends really are and where they are coming from.

According to U.S. Census Bureau, out of 12 million single parent families in 2013, more than 80% were headed by single BLACK mothers.
Today 1 in 4 BLACK children under the age of 18 — a total of about 17.5 million — are being raised without a father and nearly half (45%) live below the poverty line.
About two thirds are White, one third BLACK, one quarter Hispanic. ONLY ONE in sixth have completed high school.

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