Tuesday, December 9, 2014
2. If the perp is black, proceed with extreme restraint, or turn and walk away.
3. If the perp is black and much bigger than you, back off and don't arrest him.
4. If the perp is black and resists arrest, just say, "O...OK, just go your way."
5. If the perp lunges for your gun, let him have it, so as not to incite the city to violence.
6. Before arresting a perp, do a medical exam to determine whether he has asthma, breathing difficulties or heart issues.
7. If you tell the perp to get on the ground and he does not comply, turn and walk away. We don't want any instances.
8. If you are a black policeman and the perp is white, don't worry about shooting him, there will be no consequences...especially in the fair and balanced media.
9. If the town erupts in violence, back off and let them destroy the ethnic neighborhood of their choice.
10. If the town is destroyed, don't arrest any looters, brick throwers or car turn overers. And, please, don't call any firemen to put out the fires.
What additional guidelines would you propose?
Posted by Joe at 8:26 AM