Tuesday, March 10, 2015

He's Got Me Convinced

Former Congressman Allen West has given us 10 reasons to vote Democrat. He writes:
Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat!
10. I’ll vote Democrat because I can’t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.

9. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe oil company’s profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

8. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I’ll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I’ll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

2. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.


And the Number One reason I’ll vote Democrat is:

1. I’ll vote Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.

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8 comments:

sue hanes said...

Joe - I vote Democrat not for the above reasons but because I'm a Democrat.

Joe said...

sh: Why are you a Democrat? Do you believe in the things Democrats stand for? How did you get to be a Democrat? Did you carefully research their history and their beliefs? Or did you just randomly choose to be a Democrat? Did you just grow up in a Democrat family so you must be a Democrat?

A Democrat is someone who believes the government IS the nation. A Republican believes the people are the nation.

Which one are you?

Glenn E. Chatfield said...

I would NEVER vote for a Demokrat for all the reasons Allen West shows, as well as their ungodly positions on abortion and same-sex fake marriage, as well as their platform on human sexuality in general. They really are for everything God is against.

Joe said...

GEC: I'm sure some individual Democrats simply don't know what Dems stand for. For that they should be ashamed. Anyone who truly believes in Christ and His teachings could not vote Democrat.

Anonymous said...

No more black guys for president, we already had our fill

Fredd said...

Joe: don't hold your breath waiting for Sue Hanes to get back to you. While not as nasty as some liberal trolls, she is still a troll nonetheless, and is much like a seagull, she simply stops by your conservative site among others from time to time to crap on it, then fly off never to look back at her work.

Joe said...

Fredd: sh is a frequent visitor here. She also visits my Sunday Respite posts. She has always been respectful (unlike other Democrat/Liberals). She is, nonetheless, a liberal Democrat (although not as liberal as she would like you to think).

There is another Sue Hanes in the blogosphere who is not nearly as polite as our sh. In fact, she is quite nasty at times. She is not allowed to comment here.

Fredd said...

I dunno, Joe. Trolls are trolls.

Please notice that she has not answered you when you ask why she's a Democrat. Or answered if she believes in the things Democrats stand for. And the others.

And she won't.

She's still a troll, Joe.