The first part of the study lists the correlation between political beliefs and intelligence. Subjects of the study were chosen at random and requested to come to an unmarked van to take a test and answer some questions for a reasonable amount of money.
Of the 100,000 people, there were people from many doctrines, from conservative to liberal to Marxist to fascist.
Socialists came out on bottom, with an average IQ of 87.
The second worst were Liberals and then Marxists, with 88 and 89 respectively.
Conservatives received an average score of 110, which is significantly above average. However, the conservatives did not score the highest.
The holder of second place were Communists with an average I.Q of 115, and the first place was apolitical people who did not follow any specific doctrine, who received a whopping score on average of 135. (You are not required to read or accept this part of the report.)
Other parts of the study included the daily activities of the various people based on their doctrines.
Apparently, Liberals are five times more likely to commit a crime, steal or cheat on a test than anybody else except for Socialists, 52% of which have committed a major felony while being watched.
Conservatives not only did not commit any crimes, but they actually prevented them, as the few events where a Conservative was threatened by a thief or mugger was hindered by a concealed handgun.
Also, Communists are the most likely to commit rape or sexual assault, second to socialists.
The study was conducted in other countries as well, where 81% of Muslim Extremists admitted to following the Liberal doctrine and idolizing President Barack Obama.
The study was conducted by a group of roughly 900 different scientists across the country over the past twelve years, each one taking on a little over a hundred people per person.
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In other words, this study conducted over 12 years at the cost of perhaps millions of dollars concluded that liberals generally speaking are dumber than a bag of hammers?
I could have told anybody that for free.
Fredd: Yeah, but liberals were too dumb to notice.
Joe - Who is revealing the results of this study? A conservative - of course. And if Communists are so smart - why are they Communists?
I don't know, Joe - the referenced site looks to be something like "The Onion."
Go to the very bottom of the page you linked to (your source) and you will find this,
Oh yeah, and everything in that bull**** you just read is completely and totally false. There has been no such conclusive study, and all of the “Finds” are based on public paranoia. Chances are good that if you are a conservative, you were empowered by this new find.
If you, even for a second, thought this find might be true, you are probably an idiot.
Did you, even for a second, think this was true, Joe?
sh: "if Communists are so smart - why are they Communists?"
Now there's a good question.
GEC: Do you think someone's cheek is sore from having their tongue so deeply embedded?
Well Joe, Fredd believed it.
Glenn was dubious.
Not sure about you.
Ducky: So do I.
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