I invite you
TO A
CELEBRATION
SUNDAY AT NOON!
With Great Pride,
I, The Angel of Light
Invite you to
the
the
PARTY OF THE AGES
It will be a gas!
Come enjoy warmth like you've never known before
for all eternity.
for all eternity.
It is with joy that I announce to you
Jesus is dead!
God has lost the battle!
I have won!
Just as I knew I would!
I will now be King of the Ages!
I will sit on the throne of the Most High
I will command your respect
as I give you all the things I have been
holding for you as I have awaited this
Inevitible Day!
Don't miss out!
Come bow before me!
Come collect your wages!
BRING YOUR FRIENDS!
EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
Signed: Lucifer
Alias: Satan
May the day NEVER come when that happens, Joe. God Bless.
ReplyDeleteHE is Risen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is Risen INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like an Obama inaugural invitation from a demented Obot...
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!!
Joe - Great! I can't wait to read what you write tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAm so looking forward to your Easter post that I'm writing myself a note to check.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY EASTER, Joe and everyone here..xxx
Thankfully Lucifer will be sorely disappointed on Sunday. Happy Easter!
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