Thursday, February 13, 2014

MY SENIOR TAX RETURN

I just received an IRS audit on my tax return for 2013. It puzzles me!

They are questioning me on the number of dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the instruction  "List all dependents."

I claimed:

12 million illegal immigrants

3 million crack-heads

42 million inmates in 243 prisons

1/2 of Mexico

535 persons in the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate

AND

1 Amateur President

Evidently, this was NOT and acceptable answer. I keep asking myself, "WHO DID I LEAVE OUT?"
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11 comments:

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  2. sue hanesFebruary 13, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    Joe - Very clever.

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  3. Que Sera Sera Anonymous AnonymousFebruary 13, 2014 at 8:17 PM

    Is that supposed to be humorous? If it is, you failed.

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  4. Ducky's hereFebruary 14, 2014 at 9:06 AM

    How about ExxonMobil and GE?

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  5. JoeFebruary 14, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    Ducky: How about them?

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  6. CraigFebruary 14, 2014 at 4:34 PM

    Ducky answered your question, "WHO DID I LEAVE OUT?"

    I'll add Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase.

    I hope you got something nice for Bonnie.

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  7. JoeFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    Craig: "...Ducky answered your question,..."

    So what?

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  8. Joe CaltonFebruary 14, 2014 at 11:55 PM

    Oh good lord. The point of Ducky and Craig's response was that a far greater percentage of your precious tax dollars go to support huge corporations and billionaires than go to support the downtrodden American citizens and aspiring Americans that you seem to hate so much. Do I have to explain everything to everybody???

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  9. Xavier OnassisFebruary 14, 2014 at 11:57 PM

    I'M NOT UNKNOWN! It was me!

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  10. Lone RangerFebruary 15, 2014 at 6:27 AM

    You left out the 2,748,978 federal employees.

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  11. JoeFebruary 15, 2014 at 7:58 AM

    Unknown: Yes.

    XO: I figured.

    LR: Ooops!

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